We have all heard our climate is changing due to "holes in the ozone layer".
The media tells us its the gasses in the cans we use that have contributed to this occurring.
Cows are farting their asses off destroying the world, (lucky no other creature ever farts isn't it ;) )
Its from the heavy use of fossil fuels burning,hell let's just blame the first son of a bitch that invented fire. He killed us all.
Everyone talking bullshit and lying has chewed up all the good air in the world.
NASA keeps sending rockets up into space,punching holes in our ozone each time as it burns its way through our atmosphere into space, nah, never would that cause any environmental impact in the world,its a safe as houses.
OK,through history we have polluted our world, bombed the crap out of it, mined the guts out of the planet and gee we wonder why sink holes ate popping up everywhere. We destroy the trees,create massive dust storms and change natural environments but nope, this would never effect our world.
Perhaps its all just one of those things that happens. You wake up one morning a look up and say " Oh Shit, the Ozone has a frickin hole in it,anyone have a bandaid ?"
If we can get everyone to simultaneously click their red heeled shoes together three times and say "There's no place like home", all of our problems would be solved.
So,I'm going the whole hog to do my bit, dressing up in drag,with wand,wings and red high heeled boots and going to click my heels together with style,so come along a join me and help save our miserable lives and this shell of a planet that's left.
Dam skirt is giving me a wedgy from hell ;)
@@@@@@ for those too serious to smile, this whole blog is a joke,kind of, or is it?@@@@@@