Ozone blame game

We have all heard our climate is changing due to "holes in the ozone layer".

The media tells us its the gasses in the cans we use that have contributed to this occurring.

Cows are farting their asses off destroying the world, (lucky no other creature ever farts isn't it ;) )

Its from the heavy use of fossil fuels burning,hell let's just blame the first son of a bitch that invented fire. He killed us all.

Everyone talking bullshit and lying has chewed up all the good air in the world.

NASA keeps sending rockets up into space,punching holes in our ozone each time as it burns its way through our atmosphere into space, nah, never would that cause any environmental impact in the world,its a safe as houses.

OK,through history we have polluted our world, bombed the crap out of it, mined the guts out of the planet and gee we wonder why sink holes ate popping up everywhere. We destroy the trees,create massive dust storms and change natural environments but nope, this would never effect our world.

Perhaps its all just one of those things that happens. You wake up one morning a look up and say " Oh Shit, the Ozone has a frickin hole in it,anyone have a bandaid ?"

If we can get everyone to simultaneously click their red heeled shoes together three times and say "There's no place like home", all of our problems would be solved.

So,I'm going the whole hog to do my bit, dressing up in drag,with wand,wings and red high heeled boots and going to click my heels together with style,so come along a join me and help save our miserable lives and this shell of a planet that's left.

Dam skirt is giving me a wedgy from hell ;)

 

@@@@@@ for those too serious to smile, this whole blog is a joke,kind of, or is it?@@@@@@

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Comments (18)

  1. JustALier

    You’re just looking for a reason to dress up…

    February 09, 2017
    1. Walkaboutman

      Hell yeah lol

      February 09, 2017
  2. noahbody

    LOL! Indeed… or is it?

    February 09, 2017
    1. Walkaboutman

      Partial truths in there……not saying what us or isn’t true,keep them guessing I say LMAO

      February 09, 2017
      1. noahbody

        LMAO!

        February 09, 2017
  3. Bettymom

    I was thinking the same thing – you had those red high-heeled boots and you were just looking for an excuse to wear them.

    February 09, 2017
    1. Walkaboutman

      I wanna sing “Sweet transvestite” while trying to walk with them red shoes lol.

      February 09, 2017
      1. Bettymom

        Oh brother – you could sell tickets to that. I’d buy one!

        February 09, 2017
        1. Walkaboutman

          I sang that song in a clown costume with balloons attached for Debs sister and I let her grab my balloons Lol. It was her last birthday with us as she passed away a couple of years ago. We wanted to give her something special,so I put on a show,she liked it

          February 09, 2017
          1. Bettymom

            What a sweet man you are! I’m sure she loved it, the perfect birthday gift.

            February 09, 2017
  4. Nightbane

    Humans are actually vry good at creating ozone. Tht oragey haze over cities? Ozone. Now if only tey could fathom how to get the stuff where it belongs…..
    ~
    Red high heeled boots? You bitch, I am soooooooooo jelaous!

    February 10, 2017
    1. Walkaboutman

      Lol good one

      February 10, 2017
  5. scarletts_letters

    I find If I get my puppies out – and let me tell you they are by no means huge – that the world forgets.

    February 10, 2017
    1. Walkaboutman

      Lol

      February 10, 2017
      1. Nightbane

        He laughs… oh, snap… Fine, I’ll simoply wear the madarin orange thigh top boots!

        February 10, 2017
        1. Walkaboutman

          Lol,now you are just trying to show me up

          February 10, 2017
          1. Nightbane

            lafifn!
            You are one of the only blokes here dunt take any of this seriously and has fun playing dressup for good cause.

            February 10, 2017
            1. scarletts_letters

              Hurrah!

              February 13, 2017