My Dumb Dog

I love my little Maltese Shitzu and Gemma is always by my side as I walk,but she is one of the dumbest dogs I have ever had.

My mother had to look after our two little dogs while we were away for a week. My wife's dog is called Mumbles and was the runt of the liter.

We were down by the pool area,there was a coloured cover on the pool and I wanted to show my how dumb my dog was. I told her to hold both of them while I went to the other side out of the pool. I told her what both would do. Mumbles would walk around, Gemma would take the shortest distance between two points.

Mum let them go and I called them. Mumbles walked around the pool, my dog, strait across the pool cover and started sinking. Rescued her, gave them back to mum and said,now watch again.

I called them,she let them go, Mumbles walked around the pool, Gemma, strait across the pool cover exactly like before.

My mother said "you are kidding ?" and I told her we could do this all day, with the same results.

Hence, my dumb dog.


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Comments (2)

  1. noahbody

    LOL! Poor Gemma….

    February 11, 2017
  2. Bettymom

    There was a dog in my home town who forgot it couldn’t swim. Every day, same old same old, dog-paddling all the way to the bottom of the pool. (This was before the days of the doggy life vest.)

    February 12, 2017