what line would work on you?

Im sure that the girls have heard many such as... "did it hurt?, when you fell from heaven". So many lamo pick up lines. What about guys ? Its simple isnt it... or is it. Some guys dont evencrealuse they are being flirted with. Hes probably...

Picking teams

On the weekend at training, four leaders were appointed and they had to pick their other team members.......each team would have three all up. Of course the top fighters were chosen first and then that left.....us. I told the group ,"Awkward....

Training at Vanguard

Yesterday was a massive training day with a few newbees that have joined us. We had four solid hours of fighting and utilising various skills. We even did roaming battles. This is where two teams are formed and one team has a couple of minutes to...

A senior moment

We have a bread maker that was given to us a week ago. I decided to make a loaf of bread and quickly threw it all in as I made a cuppa, made lunch and tidied the kitchen. Some time later i looked at the bread cooking.......and something was wrong...

"Just the Norm"

As a kid, I grew up in a very hot environment invthe bush in centralQueensland for a few years.   Every time I had Weetbix for breakfast, I would have to remove any weevils that were running around before eating. Sometimes you would accidently...

You say that now....

When I was in my early 20's I remember telling my mates that I would never be with a woman that had piercings, smoked or had tattoos.  Years later, I married a woman that had all three things. Ahh to be young and naive.  Cant help who you...

Expressing one's self

When I was a manager there was a meeting where we were told about cutbacks and heavier work loads.   We argued the practicality of what they were asking but we were not given a choice.  After the meeting i walk out with a slight limp as I...

The uninvited drinking buddy

Camping up at Barrington Tops up in the mountains and having a few ports and coke with mates, was the beginning of a regular thingcfor a while. All my mate had was those cheap white disposable cups that we used. I had finished me third drink and...

who said "White men cant jump"

Quite a while ago....BC (before children). I was camping with a few of my mates and a few friends of my mates brother......confused yet? Any way. My good mate Peter and I were siting on a large log around the campfire . We were busy talking and...

Paying for the privilege of working Rant

Firstly, I want to state upfront that i am not apposed to Child support. Every parent should contribute financially for their childs upbringing cost. What peeves me off is the system. The agency seems to think that we the paying parent are "bad...

Bloody flies

As I have been siting at the park on  break near the dam writing and responding, there has been a few flies buzzing ariund the place. Landing on my face, eyes, legs..you know that these little buggers actually drink out of the corner of your eyes...

Inner words of encouragement

There have been a few times in my life when  life quotes have definitely made a difference when I was struggling. These sayings are well known but when it came, it was like it was said through my soul at the time. When I fell from a great height...

SS rego plates

At first glance you may think "SS" being nazi. But this has come up in Australia as plates for "Senior Citizens"...go figure right lol. Apparently if it came into play and enforced then anyone over the age of 49 would be required to have these...

One simple joke I love

This joke I had heard years and years ago that still tickles me as im a very visual person creating images along with it.   Question: What is the last thing to enter the mind of a grasshopper when it hitsyour windscreen while your driving? ...

A good handshake

There is a lot to be said by the way someone shakes your hand.  When a guy firmly grips your hand and looks you in the eye it tells me he is pleased to meet me. It is a respectful responce. The guy that holds your hand briefly to shake (more of...

Stupid Greetings

I hate that saying "what do you know?". Some people say it without even thinking about what they are saying. I suppose its something like, "Gday mate, howyougoin?" (Said as one word) I find I say "Good thanks mate" even if im as sick as a dog. No...